Saturday, October 6, 2007

LR: A Classic Misadventure

So I’m in Vegas helping APB with the group boot camp this past weekend when an ABC Coach (Oz) was in a two set. APB told me to help wing. Came in with indirect BL, ignored the girls and told Oz, “Hey Oz! Everyone is going to get drinks at the bar, do you want anything?” He replies, “No I’m good bro! But hey let me introduce you to some new friends of mine.” After I was introduced, he BLP’ed himself to do a mini isolation with his target while I was keeping HBMilf occupied. After a few minutes, I used my Patented Quality’s Palm reading gambit to initiate Kino and to further isolate and have better BL positioning. After another 10 minutes, Oz’s target suggests we go to dance on the dance floor. I agreed, just to pace her but knew that it wouldn’t progress the sarge since it won’t fully allow for isolate of her and her friend if I went with them. So I suggested they go on the dance floor first while I introduce her to the APB team members and told her to come with me to get another drink. (That’s solid wing action, if I do say so myself! J I normally go solo so winging isn’t my forte but as you can see, I’m able to hold my own!!!)

So as we are standing at the bar, I used HBMilf as a pivot and saw a mixed 3 set. It was obvious that my target, HBVenezuela wasn’t having fun and her friends were a couple having serious drama! So brought her in the conversation and had immediate attraction and rapport since I teach salsa and admire the Latin culture. Furthermore, she is attracted to Asians and I was charming her with my limited Spanish I know. Did some dance moves with some heavy Kino which includes ass grabbing. Her friends got into a fight with each other and pulled her away. HBMilf got jealous and pulled me back to an outdoor table. It was on! She was rubbing my inner thigh while talking about heavy sexual topics and qualifying herself as being a fun, party girl who loves sex etc. About to go in for a kiss close but her friend came back with Oz to check up. (More good wing action) After she got the thumbs up, it allowed for Oz to even further isolate even more since she knew her friend was okay. Our sexual state broke and we were running low on drinks so we got another one.

Came back to the bar, and HBVenezuela and her female friend were there. Apparently her friend got into a huge fight with her man so there was drama! She came up and gave me a big hug and started dancing/grinding on me. She kept saying she didn’t want to be there but she was glad she came since she got to meet me. More dancing in front of HBMilf while she was buying me drinks and HBVenezuela complies with my forehead and nose Kino then grabbed my crotch…..It’s on!!! Two birds in one hand….. What to do…. What to do…. One is already isolate, the other isn’t. Dang!!! Why am I always more attracted to the harder one!! APB’s quote ”Logistics gets you laid” is running through my head.”

Her friend decided to go find her BF and dragged HBVenezuela with her. Apprently HBMilf saw the crotch grabbing and got jealous so wanted to go find her friend on the dance floor instead of isolating herself back to the table we were at. So we went to the dance floor and I made some excuse to use the restroom to plan out logistics. After coming out I see HBMilf on the edge of the dance floor waiting for me, and HBVenezuela on the left near the bar BY HERSELF!!! BINGO!!!!

Walked over to the bar, with a little swagger, and she said her friend got into a fight with her also and left her. She wanted to leave but came with both of her friends and didn’t want to get a taxi by herself. Reached out my hand, and said “Come on baby! You’ll roll with me!!” Walked out of the club while ducking as I saw HBMilf in my peripherals looking for me. Walked her to the taxi stand and waited in line with her when I ask her where she was staying. “Bellagio”….. “Dang girl! There is this bad ass noodle place there! You are tempting me….” Lead her into the back seat of the cab, one hand on the door, the other on the roof of the cab, and said “You know what?!?!” Thought about it for a second to make it seem spontaneous…. “Move over!!!” Hopped in the taxi and drove to Bellagio. Started to make out, then pulled back. Ran some Patented APB Pre-LMR techniques and some of my own. Told her I had to take a piss so let’s swing by her room first. Made out in the elevator. Got into her room. Pulled her in close. Made out some more. Slammed her against the door. Neck biting. Hair pulling. Off came the shirt and pants. Picked her up and threw her on the bed. Started making out and kissed her from the neck down to her tummy. Got to the panty line when I experienced a gush of fowl fishy smell! (My biggest turn off) NOOOOOOO!!!! Say it isn’t so!!! There goes my hard on!!! Pulled off the panties anyways. Her cooch was not shaven and had stubble on her legs and butt! (My second biggest turn off) An hour and a half later of trying. I knew that it ain’t gonna happen. Quality’s junior came back into its protective cocoon!! I guess it wasn’t in the mood for fish!!! :D

So I get half dressed when the door opens and her friend comes in screaming and yelling say stuff like “I looked everywhere for you!!! Where the hell were you?!” “I just broke up with my BF and you just left me hanging!!!” and HBVenezuela is yelling back “Why did you leave me there! You know I didn’t want to go. I came for you… etc”

Standing there with my jeans and shoes in hand, I thought to myself “This is probably my cue to exit”. So I ran out the room and put the rest of my clothes on in the hallway. I said to myself “What just happened?!” “Damn that was Drama!” “Serious Drama!”

Went downstairs. Didn’t go to the noodle place since I lost my appetite with the whole fishy smell. Saw a roulette table. Put $100 on black! Damn a happy ending after all!!!

~Quality - APB Intern Coach/Instructor
ABC of Attraction
Quality@abcofattraction.com

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